Today has been very exciting to say the least. Mama brought home a jar full of toys with RED BUGS in the middle. I love pushing these little balls around with my nose, then I put it in my mouth and gently squish it. All this gravy comes out in my mouth and it make my eyes water. So then I spit the ball out and do a little dance around it, planning my next attack.
You see, inside the juicy ball is a RED BUG that I am desperately trying to get to. I love the way this bug tastes and so it is my goal to get to the middle. Problem is, that little ball is always on guard, squirting strong tastin’ gravy in my mouth. But I will pat it with my paw, pat it hard….steady now!
COME HERE YOU LITTLE BOOGER!
I can’t resist, I am going to take a big chomp at it! AGH!!! It makes me jump and dance around it tastes so funny. But I am not giving up…. I am going to get to that RED BUG!
It is very bouncy, this little ball…. makes me CRAZY! Oh great, guess where the ball bounced?
Straight into Mama’s Shoe!
I am gonna’ go in after the ball. I have to get that RED BUG out of there! This is so much work though, I am really starting to miss some of my other Toys!
My Duckie never bounces into shoes!!!
PHEW I finally got that ball out of there! I am exhausted, I wish I had my bed here to take a nap. I guess I will just collapse right here on the floor.

Hey this shoe is pretty tasty too!
What is all that noise, and where is my Sister Abi????
HEY! She figured out how to break open the ball and get the RED BUG out! HUMPH! She is not so great, I wasn’t really trying anyhow.
What’s that you say? I have no idea what an Olive is…. where do you get such a word?
-Madi The Cat